ODD EVEN KA CHUIYAPA

Friend: oye bhenchow new year ki party hai socha bhand daru piyunga...par kejriwal ne maaar le ...sali gaddi even hai 1 jan ko wapas kaisey aaonga....
 Me: Dimag na kha.....gan# mara aur choley kha....

This is true friendship....i 9 thoda off topic ho gya....So odd even is trending these days be it on news or jokes on social media its every where , what is odd even?
Simply its karma in the voice of arvind kejriwal saying... even days pe odd numbered cars walo gan# marao and vice versa.and sunday dono gand#y khuli saaand hai.........
Being a ca student i know the value if exemption ..but likewise mujhe yaha bhi nhi mili.....jinko mili wo hai MP,judges,ambulance,police cars,cars carrying any patients etc etc

Cng cars are also exempted but conditions are
1. Company fitted cng
2. Cng on Rc mandatory
3. Fitness certificate also needed.

So basically Cng wale bhi odd even kay chuiyaoe me hai............because pehli meeting me deni wali ladki aur sari cinditions fulfill karne wali gaddi milna mushkil he nhi namumkin hai jaaanii.......

Hum delhi wale jab tak car hume ma bhen ki gaali na de usey service tak nhi karwate......

In the end.................acha song hai linkinpark ka do listen lolsss....
chillate raho aur hilate raho..... 

First article of bhen kay launde dated 29 december 2015 @09:40 pm

Finally after much of delay i am writing the first article for bhenkaylaunde . First question that9 might pop in your mind would be why bhenkaylaunde opps sorry first question that should pop should be bhenchoo why the fuk i am reading this article....kya yahi baki reh gya hai zindagi me .
My answer to the formmer question would be that i was having a chat with my brother vaibhuv and vansh aka computer geeks about starting a new website/blog ..something unique that  would appeal to youth and being a delhite {delhi se hun bhenchoo} bhenkaylaunde came to my mind . And answer to latter question would be haan yahi jewaan hai.... jab ryt hand mia khalifa thaka de ,eyes  mummy ka show diyan aur baati thaka de aur ears papa ki sangeen daant thaka de...toh thoda fun kay liye yeh padd lena  yahi jewwan kaa saar hai.....


First post khatam ...ab bhencho ye samjh nhi aa rha yeh blog pe aagay kaa post karu ..niche kya rakhu....

Is pehli post ko aakhri ki tarah read karo..
surakshit raho ....zor se chillao..daba ka hillaaaon
cameraman ko bhi nhi kay sath ...andkosh(my writing name) raat tak...